Parent teacher meeting

Teacher: Good evening, thank you for coming in Mr…….!

FATHER: My pleasure, so how is my son doing in his lessons?

Teacher: Well, there are a few issues I would like to discuss.

Father: Ah, that doesn’t sound too good. Which subject shall we start on?

Teacher: I shall start with the good news. His recent exam result, is amazing! As you probably know from the report he has achieved “A” grade in English. He has a limitless amount of writing skills. He also is a good sportsman and a team player. Though sometimes when playing football, he gets a bit rowdy and loud. But that is his character so who can help him?   (Laughs)

Father: And you think that’s funny do you? (Slamming hands down on the table and rose sharply now towering over Teacher)

Teacher: N… n… n… no of  course not Mr I was just saying the fact that he is a bit loud, occasionally. (Shaking while she said it)

Father: Well, I’m glad that’s settled. From now on he is the best and brightest student you have ever taught. Oh yes, I nearly forgot if he gets low grades in his any subject you could easily change them. Couldn’t you? (Sitting down again lowering his voice to a whisper with the last 2 sentences)

Teacher: No o do I mean ………      

Father: Is that a problem? (Saying it forcefully)

Teacher: Yes actually, you see I’m unable to do that, so, sorry but I think you should leave now.

Father: Are you a stupid little teacher, telling me to leave? You don’t have the right to say that to me! (Slaps her then tips the table over.)

Teacher: Calm it down or I’ll call head teacher!

Father: You can’t do anything you silly little ugly………..!

Son: Dad! Dad! She is my teacher. Please don’t!

Teacher: Stop it you evil monster! Why did you come,

Son: obviously for parents and teacher meeting (in low voice)

 Teacher: Where’s your mum? (Asking student)

Son: Well my mum is busy shopping!
Teacher (Tears running down her face) ran to call Headmaster

Son: That was cool dad.

Let’s go home son, if you don’t want to see your father in jail.